tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3363971872190778203.post315445843889970306..comments2015-09-06T18:53:41.287-04:00Comments on The Semi-Daily Preacher: Bible Flip Scrip #2Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3363971872190778203.post-85880881871217919112011-04-14T23:42:32.472-04:002011-04-14T23:42:32.472-04:00Wait, it FLOATS, it has a horn between it's ey...Wait, it FLOATS, it has a horn between it's eyes AND everyone knows that goats love corn SO THEREFORE it's a UNICORN!!! Obviously........aesainthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17917935989397515615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3363971872190778203.post-45041883871166282412011-04-14T15:17:52.883-04:002011-04-14T15:17:52.883-04:00I hate to have to straighten you out on this aesai...I hate to have to straighten you out on this aesaint, but as a Bleacher of the Blospel and a scholar of the Blible, I am compelled to "give an answer". Whether I have one or not. Which I don't. So here goes... <br /><br />(And yes, RC I am having LBC flashbacks even as I type. This will NOT turn out well for me...never does.)<br /><br />As I'm sure you all know, the book of Daniel, is a prophetic book, which means it doesn't mean a THING it appears to be sayin'. Tree means fork. Mountain means school. Chariot means car wash. Prophetic books are tricky books. They msut be read trickily.<br /><br />In the passage so snippily referred to by aesaint, "the male goat coming from the west" with a large horn between it's eyes, obviously refers to a goat-like rhinoceros, not a goat.<br /><br />How do we know? Because THIS goat is not being sacrificed. AND...it has a dang HORN coming out between it's eyes! We call that a rhino. Not a goat. <br /><br />Everyone knows when Daniel talks about a goat-like rhino from the west it's referring to the United States. <br /><br />The large horn between it's eyes obviously is talking about growth of botox use in America, blinding our eyes to the truth, giving us all headaches, and encouraging us to gore each other to death.<br /><br />And the fact that this rhino-goat is FLOATING...well...I won't go into it here. Smirk. <br /><br />Suffice to say...I told you people we needed to learn to float.<br /><br />I stand amazed.<br /><br />BPBrother Preacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594008357662285638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3363971872190778203.post-61214240119768888402011-04-14T14:25:36.271-04:002011-04-14T14:25:36.271-04:00How wonderful that a Bible scholar like aesaint is...How wonderful that a Bible scholar like aesaint is sitting close by with her big black Bible open to check on BP (question: is that the KJV she is using?). I think she is one of the women who drove BP out of the Ladies Bible Class years ago with her nagging questions (like driving the scapegoat out of camp). She blames her whiny temperament on some long-retired preacher from Otter Creek Church who bored her sermon after sermon (my guess is that actually he was quite brilliant and she did not like sitting in silence waiting for the Bible class to begin so that she could have her say). I must say that I am intrigued with what aesaint and BP think about that fast horny goat mentioned in the Daniel passage. Yikes he scares me!rcorley53https://www.blogger.com/profile/17213098581164268569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3363971872190778203.post-66557633525654825582011-04-14T13:22:45.408-04:002011-04-14T13:22:45.408-04:00Oh, brother preacher: you better shore up on your ...Oh, brother preacher: you better shore up on your goat verses! Can't believe Gidget would let you get away with this... Daniel 8:5. "....I saw a male goat coming from the west. This goat had one large horn between his eyes that was easy to see. He crossed over the earth so fast that his feet hardly touched the ground." Goats had mostly a sad, pitiful life in Bible days but they enjoyed speeds that would make Usane Bolt weep with envy. Look, I know you do your best on studying the scriptures, but when it comes to animals in the Bible, you ain't pullin NO wool over my eyes!aesainthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17917935989397515615noreply@blogger.com