Yesterday, The Wolfman left a comment regarding my fabulous blermonTM on "Bible Talk For Modern Times" that I should probably respond to.
I think I just dangled my participle there. Sorry 'bout that. I hate when that happens. It's embarrassing. Like leaving underwear on the clothesline. Anyhow, The Wolfman writes:
First off, I absolutely LOVE being called "Bleacher Boy". Makes me think I'm some sort of a super hero.
Somethin' like that. The t-shirts would be fantastic. I know that.
But back to The Wolfman's intriguing comment. He is clearly referring here to the verse in I Kings where disaster is promised to be brought down on those who expel their bladders on walls.
It's not a topic you hear preached EVERY morning in pulpits across the country, this is true. But I have NO trouble discussing it here, or any other verse. After all, it is IN the Bible and it's no secret that for centuries, people (particularly college guys) have been known to emulate this verse from time to time. Particularly on game days.
I will admit, it's not a HUGE problem where I live, but if it WAS, I would support the Biblical example here in I Kings and bring down serious disaster on anyone who felt the need to do that on any walls of mine. That goes for my front yard too.
And they REALLY don't wanna mess with Gidget. Once she gets started on 'em, she really has no off switch. It's not pretty.
So, case close. Bible closed. I'm moving on. Preachin' is easy.
I think the bigger question here is one we have brought up before in regard to The Wolfman. "What in the world is he dropping on himself at the end of his comments?" Once again, he ends his comment this time with these disturbing words:
The Wolfman worries me. If he keeps this self-destructive behavior up, there won't be enough left of him to leave his in-depth comments. If only there was some kind of a preaching-super-hero-blogging-guy around who could save The Wolfman from himself.
Well, maybe there is...just maybe...there is...
I LOVE that. I wonder if Gidget knows anything about making t-shirts?
As together we stand and sing.
BP
I think I just dangled my participle there. Sorry 'bout that. I hate when that happens. It's embarrassing. Like leaving underwear on the clothesline. Anyhow, The Wolfman writes:
Some words you have to be careful of using that are in the Bible,
as expressed in the previous discussions on Balaam
and his "posterior equination of transportation".
One example of this is 1 Kings 21:21 in the KJV-
check it out and make a few comments on that, bleacher boy.
Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Ouch)
Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Ouch)
First off, I absolutely LOVE being called "Bleacher Boy". Makes me think I'm some sort of a super hero.
"Bleacher Boy VS The Magic PEW-tred!"
"The baptistry's overflowing!
Bleacher Boy, where are you?!"
Somethin' like that. The t-shirts would be fantastic. I know that.
But back to The Wolfman's intriguing comment. He is clearly referring here to the verse in I Kings where disaster is promised to be brought down on those who expel their bladders on walls.
It's not a topic you hear preached EVERY morning in pulpits across the country, this is true. But I have NO trouble discussing it here, or any other verse. After all, it is IN the Bible and it's no secret that for centuries, people (particularly college guys) have been known to emulate this verse from time to time. Particularly on game days.
I will admit, it's not a HUGE problem where I live, but if it WAS, I would support the Biblical example here in I Kings and bring down serious disaster on anyone who felt the need to do that on any walls of mine. That goes for my front yard too.
And they REALLY don't wanna mess with Gidget. Once she gets started on 'em, she really has no off switch. It's not pretty.
So, case close. Bible closed. I'm moving on. Preachin' is easy.
I think the bigger question here is one we have brought up before in regard to The Wolfman. "What in the world is he dropping on himself at the end of his comments?" Once again, he ends his comment this time with these disturbing words:
"Awooooooooooooooooooo! (Ouch)."
The Wolfman worries me. If he keeps this self-destructive behavior up, there won't be enough left of him to leave his in-depth comments. If only there was some kind of a preaching-super-hero-blogging-guy around who could save The Wolfman from himself.
Well, maybe there is...just maybe...there is...
"Look! Up by the Pulpit!
It's a Preacher!
It's a Blogger!
It's...BLEACHER BOY!"
I LOVE that. I wonder if Gidget knows anything about making t-shirts?
As together we stand and sing.
BP
