Saturday night
Is always so fun
Unless you're a Preacher
Who's sermon's not done.
Aliens and Cowboys?
Or Bibles and Pews?
Another decision,
That's so hard to choose.
Should I stay in
And study and pray?
Or go into town
Buy Goobers and play?
Which do I pick?
What should I do?
Popcorn or Ruth?
Read my concordance
Thought of Harrison Ford
Wasn't he good
Way back in Star Wars?
Then out of the blue
My brain stops hurtin'.
A movie illustration
Might pep up my sermon.
So I pack up my Bible
Assured I can swing it.
I'll go out tonight
Tomorrow I'll wing it.
As together we stand and sing.
BP