TIME OUT

A good friend of mine just sent me this rather...disturbing bit of news:

I think I need to lie down.

As together we stand and sing.

BP

THOUGHT OF THE DAY #12

I wonder what Joel Olsteen is thinking right now?

Maybe he's wondering what I'M thinking right now. 

That would be weird.  And a little embarrassing.

Oh, hello there, Joel Olsteen.  Welcome to my mind.  I guess you know now that I was thinking about you.  Which, from what I understand, makes two of us.

OK, well...that's about all I have to say, or think at the moment so...why don't you get out of here and go write another book or somethin'.  

As together we stand and sing.

BP

GUEST BLEACHER: JOEL OLSTEEN

Today we have a Guest Bleacher (blog-preacher) that I believe will leave many of you in shock.  That's right, Joel Olsteen is going to be giving the Blermon (blog-sermon) today.  It doesn't take but a cursory reading of this blog to know how I feel about JO - still, I am happy that he will be gracing us with his presence, and I can only hope that we will all be blessed as a result.  So it is without umbrage, or whatever, I introduce to you Brother JOEL OLSTEEN!  Please make him feel welcome!  

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OK, well...what a surprise.  It looks like pretty boy has stood us up.  Get what you pay for!  (Sigh)

Of course my critics will say that I should have actually "made contact" and "told" Joel Olsteen that I was expecting him to Bleach today, and that by NOT telling him that his AWOL-ness is somehow my fault.

HA!!!  Silly critics...this is Joel Olsteen we're talkin' about.  I'm in the clear.  Mr. Big Shot should have known what I wanted him to do. 

So...there.

Bottom line: I am STILL a better Bleacher than Joel Olsteen. 

Now THAT's what I call a GOOD Tuesday.

As together we stand and sing.

BP