A MOMENT OF SILENCE

I want us all to take just a brief moment to contemplate a couple of things...

First of all, Gidget is again leaving town tomorrow.  Which always means there is no guarantee that I will eat (veggies), exercise, or get my Blermons out on time.  

There's also the whole not wearing pants thing.  But let's not get into that here.

We can only hope she won't be gone for long this time.  As you know, this humble Preacher tends to go a little "native" after so many days on his own. OK,  maybe not "days".  It's more like after 7 minutes of her leaving the driveway.  Sue me.

Let's face it, I require a fair bit of monitoring and gentle correction.  They say Billy Sunday and Moses were the same way.  And secondly...

Is the above drawing a guy praying or some kind of featherless duck?

I really have to stop drawing with the lights on.

As together we stand and sing.

BP

A BLOMENT OF SILENCE

This morning I would like to start by having a brief moment (or BlomentTM...Blog-moment) of silence.  It is so rare we give ourselves such opportunities, and yet I believe it is essential to...whatever.  

So let's take a moment now to, bow our heads, close our eyes and just sit quietly.  Then in a few minutes you can open your eyes and start reading this BlermonTM (blog-sermon) again.  Ready?  Go!

(SILENCE: BlongregationTM Quiet Time)_

(Not done yet: Bow your head and BE QUIET! )

 (What did I JUST say?  SHHHH!)

(OK - you can open your eyes now and keep reading.)

Ha, ha!  Guess what?  I'm LONG GONE!  I left while you had your eyes closed!

HEE HEE! I was gone by the second picture.  I'm not even here NOW!

Of course, I know SOME of you didn't take the Bloment of Silence like you were supposed to, and now think you're SO smart.  I know the type.  You were the kind of kids who always screwed up a perfectly good snipe hunt too.  

Well guess what snipe hunt party poopers?  

I'm long gone ANYway!

And YOU didn't get your NAP in!  

So who's cryin' NOW!?

Ha, ha!  I'm a genius.  I gotta remember this one.  


Blogging is SO easy.  Well, it is the way I do it, anyhow.


As together we stand and sing.


BP