I wonder what Joel Olsteen is thinking right now?
Maybe he's wondering what I'M thinking right now.
That would be weird. And a little embarrassing.
Oh, hello there, Joel Olsteen. Welcome to my mind. I guess you know now that I was thinking about you. Which, from what I understand, makes two of us.
OK, well...that's about all I have to say, or think at the moment so...why don't you get out of here and go write another book or somethin'.
As together we stand and sing.