I always hear people say how that certain things are "so ugly they're cute."
Without a "go to" scripture for this topic, I find myself slightly out of my "P.C.Z." (Preacher Comfort Zone). So I have decided to do my own research and see if this statement rings true in the real world.
The following represent a fraction of my scientific findings. By the way, my findings are all correct, so don't bother arguing with me. Just because I'm not usin' a Bible doesn't mean I don't retain my "P.R.N." (Preacher Right-Ness).
CAUTION: You may want to hold a loved one's hand as you go through these - I still can't sleep.
We'll start off slow with Mr. Snoozly. Come on...he's cute. He's fat, and sleepy, but I have several pictures of me from the early 90's that look very similar. He's cute.
This is a tough one for me, because I'm pretty sure this is a big eared, baby rat (which terrify me). Still, with some pants and a mole sidekick - this could easily be a cute cartoon called: The Adventures of Bunny Rat and Rick. Answer: ALMOST cute.
Startin' to go off the rails a little bit now with this one. But the maniac/serial killer/zombie eyes make it an easy call:
You've got to be kiddin' me. I think there's something physically wrong with this...thing. And that necklace only makes it worse. Answer: NO.
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. I sure hope those are his feet down there. NOT cute.
l...may never sleep again.
I just turned vegetarian!
I suddenly feel a chill going up my spine. Please somebody...hold me til it's over.
As together we stand and sing.