At times like these (late on Sauturday evening when I haven't quite got my sermon together for Sunday yet), I love to sing wonderful hits from the fifties.
Naturally, I change the words just a little bit so that they might speak a little bit more to my fellow Preachers who find themselves in a similar situation, and just realized what day it is. This one's for YOU guys!
The folllowing award-winning lyrics should be sung to that tune "Well, It's Saturday Night". At least I think that's what its called. Whatever. Who cares? Good luck, fellas!
Well it's Saturday night
And I ain't got no sermon,
Ain't got no sermon
For my church on Sunday.
Oh how I wish
I could steal one from Olsteen
But his are way too lame.
As together we stand and sing.
BP
