WARNING: For those of you trying to read this without first reading "It Happened - Part 1" have no one to blame but yourselves. For those of you who HAVE read Part 1...here we go!
Welcome to Part 2, everybody!
Isn't this exciting?
Guess I kinda said everything I was gonna say on this in Part 1. Still, Part 1 wouldn't have worked without Part 2 so...here it is!
Poor Joel Olsteen. I remain out of his reach. I can out preach him with one Bible tied behind my back; and do so on a consistently devastating basis.
I hope all the Blembers (blog-members) who were affected by yesterday's "Day of No Blermon" can forgive me. Surely you can see now that it was all part of my master plan. I only did what I HAD to do in order to have this historic DOUBLE BLERMON DAY.
OK. Good job, everybody. I'm gonna go eat a donut now.
As together we stand and sing.