In Matthew 19 the Bible says,
"...with man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
You may wanna think that one through before you get all excited about it. Just because something IS possible doesn't necessarily mean you should be doin' it. Case...in...point:
I know this is going to come as a shock to many of you, but today I have done the impossible.
Today I did what no man has EVER done. Oh, they say they've done it. They talk like they've done it. But all such talk is so much fluff and metaphor.
As for me and MY house...I really HAVE done it!
It's so exciting. I hope there's a way I can make money off of this. I doubt there is but with the right long term Twitter strategy...who knows?
You say, "Well, Preacher what is it exactly that you have done that has heretofore been deemed impossible?"
It's a fantastic question.
Answer: Today I LITERALLY have managed to jam exactly 117 hours into one day!
I don't mean it FEELS like it. I don't don't mean I had a LONG day.
I mean from the time I woke up this morning at 4:00 am, I have managed to add roughly 7 million minutes to each 60 minute hour and somehow come out with 117 hours...and the day isn't even over yet!
The good news is I still have somewhere around 3 years of work to finish before I sleep!
Isn't that wonderful?
Isn't that a truckload of peaches?
Who do I get to KILL for this?
As together we stand and sing.