I'm feeling poem-y. You've been warned.
STAND AND PREACH!
by BP, circa this morning
Sunday's it, the day you sit
A tray of matzos passes
A quick Google search, says "You're in church,"
The Fancy call it "Mass-es".
The difference true, with me and you
The Preacher and Preach-ees
"Stuck" is you, in a pew
While I stretch my preaching knee-knees.
Some say it's wrong, to play ping pong
While preaching the Good News
I say its wrong to wear a thong
While sitting on new pews.
So when I teach, I'll STAND and preach
While you just SIT and fidget
I don't mind, I take my time
And wink at my wife Gidget.
As together we stand and sing.