Wednesday, June 8, 2011


And in those days of hunger there cometh 2 pizzas.

And behold, one of the pizzas was filled with extra cheese and mushrooms, green peppers and sausage.  

But the other pizza was covered with pepperoni alone. 

Then came unto the pizzas two men.  And one of the men saith unto the other, "Behold, here are two pizzas.  Let us sit down one with the other and feast upon them both for there is enough for all, and by them, let us put away the hunger from our bodies.  And after we have had our fill, then let us bring unto the pizzas our wives and our children, our goats and our oxen, so that all may sit and feed upon the pizzas, whether they be lovers of the one or of the pepperoni only.  And let all be one in pizza and in the fullness thereof."

Then turned he the second man and walked away from him sorrowful from that place, for he was on cholesterol medicine and both his doctor and his wife would lay him low were any pizza to cross unto his mouth. 

So shall the same be to any man over 45, who loves ice cream more than celery, and pizza more than salad.

As together we stand and sing.



  1. Marry wisely the wife who loves Pizza more than thee.

  2. I bet Paul ate alotta pizza... I'm starting to think he mighta been on to something with the whole "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I am." verse. Thank you Lord for Pizza Hut!

  3. Don't you love Google??? I've got a pizza ad staring me in the face at the end of the blog today. Could this be a miracle?

  4. Peter met his maker on an X-shaped pizza...