Ever since the Seal team removed Osama, we have been treated to a number of soldier lessons. I understand it all now. This is code! You are disclosing to your Blogience that your real identity is as a Navy Seal and you were in Pakistan last Sunday. I know it is true! I have searched the internet and there are no videos of you preaching last Sunday! You have been in constant training for months in your basement. And rumor has it that even now for security purposes, the President is planning to move you and Gidget to an undisclosed location. BP the Seal, we owe you! I feel safer!
Can't I flip through my blogs and eat my bagel and egg in peace without coming across these shananagans (totally misspelled that word) and nearly choking from laughing ? Come on, give a girl a break!
Ever since the Seal team removed Osama, we have been treated to a number of soldier lessons. I understand it all now. This is code! You are disclosing to your Blogience that your real identity is as a Navy Seal and you were in Pakistan last Sunday. I know it is true! I have searched the internet and there are no videos of you preaching last Sunday! You have been in constant training for months in your basement. And rumor has it that even now for security purposes, the President is planning to move you and Gidget to an undisclosed location. BP the Seal, we owe you! I feel safer!
ReplyDeleteCan't I flip through my blogs and eat my bagel and egg in peace without coming across these shananagans (totally misspelled that word) and nearly choking from laughing ? Come on, give a girl a break!
ReplyDeleteI love the word "Shanangans". Greek for "dancing with an arrow through ones head".
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