"I wonder if I'll ever think of another BlermonTM?"
"I think you will."
"Who are you?"
"I'm another thought you're having."
"Well, get lost. This post is called: 'THOUGHT OF THE DAY', not THOUGHTS THAT SIMULTANEOUSLY PASS THROUGH MY HEAD."
"Sorry, Grumpy. I didn't realize you had so many rules."
"Well, I DO. You HAVE to if you wanna be a successful Bleacher with a growing, dynamic BlongregationTM."
"You're just making up words now, aren't cha?"
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes, you are."
"YOU shut up!"
"Look, get out of here! I have to get my THOUGHT OF THE DAY posted for today and then go do some baptizing."
"Don't you mean BLAPTIZINGTM."
"NO! I mean...yes. Wow. Impressive. You DO have a point there. Nice catch, by the way. Maybe I was wrong about you."
"I think so. But then again, I AM a thought. So thinking is really what I do best."
"What do you think about havin' some lunch?"
"I was just thinkin' that."
Let him who writes his OWN award-winning DAILY blog cast the first stone. The rest of ya, hush. - BP, circa 2011
As together we stand and sing.