"I wonder if I'll ever think of another BlermonTM?"
"I think you will."
"Who are you?"
"I'm another thought you're having."
"Well, get lost. This post is called: 'THOUGHT OF THE DAY', not THOUGHTS THAT SIMULTANEOUSLY PASS THROUGH MY HEAD."
"Sorry, Grumpy. I didn't realize you had so many rules."
"Well, I DO. You HAVE to if you wanna be a successful Bleacher with a growing, dynamic BlongregationTM."
"You're just making up words now, aren't cha?"
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes, you are."
"Shut up!"
"YOU shut up!"
"Look, get out of here! I have to get my THOUGHT OF THE DAY posted for today and then go do some baptizing."
"Don't you mean BLAPTIZINGTM."
"NO! I mean...yes. Wow. Impressive. You DO have a point there. Nice catch, by the way. Maybe I was wrong about you."
"I think so. But then again, I AM a thought. So thinking is really what I do best."
"What do you think about havin' some lunch?"
"I was just thinkin' that."
"Me TOO!"
Let him who writes his OWN award-winning DAILY blog cast the first stone. The rest of ya, hush. - BP, circa 2011
As together we stand and sing.
BP
Forget yer meds this mornin?? Keep those Blermons (or Bloughts) comin!!! Food for thought... did Jesus invent barefoot waterskiing?
ReplyDeleteFinally, a topic I am QUITE familiar with. As a cyclist of 44 years (the first 15 being relegated to banana seats with fringe off the handles and then a coaster bike, the next 29 to sleek Japanese and American mechanical marvels) I can speak to the terribleness of your current dilemma, so much so that if I said much more, I could get fired from my current teaching position. P.s. My husband is the 'urologist to the stars' AND gives discounts to clergy. But why would you see that guy when CLEARLY he could have PREVENTED said situation?? I don't provide answers, just ask the questions.
ReplyDeleteWhoops. That comment was for today. Which isn't the 11th. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteIt actually is the 11th, I am soooo very confused.
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