Recently someone sent me this picture...
...and submitted the challenge that I wouldn't be able to BleachTM (blog-preach) a BlermonTM (blog-sermon) about it.
This may come as a surprise to many of you, but I'm afraid they were right. I CAN'T Bleach a BlermonTM about it. I can BleachTM THREE. I've already finished the titles for them:
1.) The Parable of the Mouthy Elder Fish.
2.) When Bad Things Happen To Ugly Fish.
3.) What Would Jesus Do With THESE?
I could also make a couple of pretty cool Bible Greeting Cards out of it too.
"Missed you at the last Pot Luck Dinner..."
"Day Old Fish, Day Older You. Happy Birthday!"
(insert Bible fish verse)
"Congratulations on getting baptized! Some friends who were there wanted to say hi".
I could also do a short video/documentary called:
Fishers of MEN
I wish somebody could tell me how do I do it? I'm amazing. I'm a BlermonTM force of nature. A BleachingTM Wonder.
Let's eat. Red Lobster tonight, Gidget?
As together we stand and sing.
PS: New Movie idea:
"HE AIN'T AN UGLY, DEAD FISH...
HE'S MY BROTHER."