For the longest time now, I've had this draft I titled, "Save For Later" just sitting around, waiting for the appropriate time to use for a future BlermonTM (blog-sermon).
I loved "Save For Later."
I just loved knowing it was there. It gave me great comfort knowing that if all else failed, and I just didn't know what to BleachTM (blog-preach) on some day, I could pull up my good 'ole, mostly written 'Save For Later' BlermonTM, shine it up and be good for the day.
It was BlermonTM insurance. And when you BleachTM (blog-preach) a semi-daily (really daily) BlermonTM like I do, BlermonTM insurance let's you sleep at night.
Well, as things go, today happened to be "that day". For the life of me, I just could not think of what to write about. No matter what I tried, nothing came to mind, nothing seemed right. I was starting to panic when it hit me; "I can use the 'Save For Later' BlermonTM! Perfect! I'm saved!"
So I popped over to where I had it stored and happily clicked it open. It felt so good to know that within a few minutes, I'd have my BlermonTM for the day.
Then I saw it. The blank page.
Yes. Blank. Nothing else. Except for the title on top, "Save For Later."
That was it. There was no partially award-winning BlermonTM beginnings there, no mostly worked out witty paragraphs, no cool BlermonTM illustrations. There weren't even any scriptures thrown down as a BlermonTM starter.
For whatever reason, I had many weeks ago, decided that I should open up a page, title it, "Save For Later" and then store it away.
This is, what we BleachersTM (blog-preachers) like to call: worthless.
It is no help whatsoever, to open up a blank page, slap some lame titles on them and then store them for later. At best, this saved me around 4 seconds today.
Thank-you, Me. Thank-me so very me-much for the me-help. Or to put it more clearly...
THANKS FOR NOTHING 'SAVE FOR LATER' BLERMONTM!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!? HOW IN THE WORLD SHOULD I FILL UP A WHOLE BLERMONTM WITH NO IDEAS AND NOTHING ON THIS PAGE? ANSWER ME THAT! ANSWER ME!!
Hold on. I think something wonderful has just happened. Believe it or not, I think I just did it.
Insert scripture here...
"The Lord works in mysterious ways."
Whew.
As together we stand and sing.
BP
Amen, pass the biscuits.
ReplyDeleteI love bisquits. Thanks for reminding me.
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