Today we have a Guest Bleacher (blog-preacher) that I believe will leave many of you in shock. That's right, Joel Olsteen is going to be giving the Blermon (blog-sermon) today. It doesn't take but a cursory reading of this blog to know how I feel about JO - still, I am happy that he will be gracing us with his presence, and I can only hope that we will all be blessed as a result. So it is without umbrage, or whatever, I introduce to you Brother JOEL OLSTEEN! Please make him feel welcome!
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OK, well...what a surprise. It looks like pretty boy has stood us up. Get what you pay for! (Sigh)
Of course my critics will say that I should have actually "made contact" and "told" Joel Olsteen that I was expecting him to Bleach today, and that by NOT telling him that his AWOL-ness is somehow my fault.
HA!!! Silly critics...this is Joel Olsteen we're talkin' about. I'm in the clear. Mr. Big Shot should have known what I wanted him to do.
So...there.
Bottom line: I am STILL a better Bleacher than Joel Olsteen.
As together we stand and sing.
BP
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