Well, it’s time once again for another episode of Bible Flip Script!
This is when I just flip my Bible open, fling my finger down on a verse and then just preach whatever verse my finger happens to land on. It is considered by many to be some of the most exciting preaching I do. Personally, I think the MOST exciting preaching I do is whenever I tie myself to the back of a wild boar and do a power point on the book of Leviticus. But...to each his own.
OK, I am flipping...and flinging....and BOOM!
OK, today’s Bible Flip Script comes to us from the book of Genesis chapter 25, verse 30 where it says, “He said to Jacob, ‘Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I am exhausted.’”
You know it’s not too often that I am given the opportunity to preach on the subject of Bible hot sauce. Not that I shy away from food preaching. Far from it. As many of you know I’ve preached on Splenda many times, and I have been known to throw down a little lesson or two on the spiritual power of waffles. But hot sauce doesn’t come along nearly as often as I’d like.
And yet, here we have a specific Biblical text for it! The story of Jacob and Esau!
Feeling tired like Esau? Worn down? Had a rough day? Have a couple spoonfuls of “the red stuff” like they did in Bible times and you’ll be feeling like yourself in no time!
Of course, you’ll also end up losing the blessing from your father and selling your birthright to your deceitful, conniving little brother, and in pretty much screw up a lot of your life, but hey - at least you won’t feel groggy.
Hot sauce...it’s in the Bible...I think.
As together we stand and sing.
BP
I like to watch this once a day...don't you?
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