This morning I would like to start by having a brief moment (or BlomentTM...Blog-moment) of silence. It is so rare we give ourselves such opportunities, and yet I believe it is essential to...whatever.
So let's take a moment now to, bow our heads, close our eyes and just sit quietly. Then in a few minutes you can open your eyes and start reading this BlermonTM (blog-sermon) again. Ready? Go!
Ha, ha! Guess what? I'm LONG GONE! I left while you had your eyes closed!
HEE HEE! I was gone by the second picture. I'm not even here NOW!
Of course, I know SOME of you didn't take the Bloment of Silence like you were supposed to, and now think you're SO smart. I know the type. You were the kind of kids who always screwed up a perfectly good snipe hunt too.
Well guess what snipe hunt party poopers?
Ha, ha! I'm a genius. I gotta remember this one.
Blogging is SO easy. Well, it is the way I do it, anyhow.
As together we stand and sing.
BP
So let's take a moment now to, bow our heads, close our eyes and just sit quietly. Then in a few minutes you can open your eyes and start reading this BlermonTM (blog-sermon) again. Ready? Go!
(SILENCE: BlongregationTM Quiet Time)_
(Not done yet: Bow your head and BE QUIET! )
(What did I JUST say? SHHHH!)
(OK - you can open your eyes now and keep reading.)
Ha, ha! Guess what? I'm LONG GONE! I left while you had your eyes closed!
HEE HEE! I was gone by the second picture. I'm not even here NOW!
Of course, I know SOME of you didn't take the Bloment of Silence like you were supposed to, and now think you're SO smart. I know the type. You were the kind of kids who always screwed up a perfectly good snipe hunt too.
Well guess what snipe hunt party poopers?
I'm long gone ANYway!
And YOU didn't get your NAP in!
So who's cryin' NOW!?
Ha, ha! I'm a genius. I gotta remember this one.
Blogging is SO easy. Well, it is the way I do it, anyhow.
As together we stand and sing.
BP
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..(Ouch!)
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