Today, as a public service to the dedicated BlembersTM (blog-members) of this BlongregationTM (blog-congregation), I want to supply you with a Bible Hour Puppet script that you can use this Sunday. I'm thinking of making this a series. There is a dearth of good, award-winning Bible Hour Puppet scripts out there and I wanna do what I can to make things a little better.
Personally I find Bible Hour Puppets absolutely terrifying. They have no legs, can't move their arms and never blink. I think it must freak some kids out. I know it did me. So hopefully this script will address those issues and put them to rest so that kids can focus on the Bible Hour Story at hand.
The scene opens with two puppets entering the scene.
PUPPET #1:
Hello, Puppet.
PUPPET #2:
Hi. That's weird. Everybody calls ME Puppet.
PUPPET #1:
No kiddin'? Well, that's interesting. Hey! Why can't I move my arms?
PUPPET #2:
Now that you mention it, I can't move mine either! This would be terrifying if we weren't so cute.
PUPPET #1:
And what happened to my legs!? I don't have any legs! How the heck am I standing up here without any legs?!
PUPPET #2:
I don't have any legs either! And now that I think of it, I haven't blinked my EYES in 4 years!
PUPPET #1:
Me neither! Hey! I don't have any TEETH!
PUPPET #2
Ahhh! Me neither!
PUPPET #1
But you know something Puppet #2, even though we can't blink, chew, move our arms and tend to float above ground with no legs, Jesus loves us anyhow.
PUPPET #2:
Right. Well, I guess we better go read our Bible now.
PUPPET #1:
Might as well. My eyes stay open all the time anyway.
THE END
As together we stand and sing.BP
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