I realize that many of you will soon be heading out to do a little Trick or Treating. I also realize that others of you will be trying to make the Trick or Treaters feel like they're doing something wrong simply by GOING Trick or Treating.
To those of you in the latter group (many of whom I suspect are Grumpy Elders) I would simply say this: No candy for you.
For the rest of you, I want to give a couple of costume tips for your big night out. Assuming, of course, that you have decided to go as a Preacher. By the way - you're gonna cash in tonight - people love givin' stuff to Preachers.
|From: "So You Want To be A Preacher"|
|A real pro|
|"T" is for "Take this off and put on a suit."|
|Preachers DON'T walk on water|
|Shake your God thing|
|CAN lower cholesterol|
Finally...study this next picture and just do the opposite of everything you see here...
|NO dogs...or whatever that is.|
As together we stand and sing.