MY NAME IS BP, AND I'M A WEDDING SURVIVOR

Wedding over...can't see straight...dizzy...confused...send help now...as together we stand and eat cake...turn in your Bibles to the bride and groom chapter 2...I love cake!...remember the Maine!...I wish I was Joel Olsteen right now...can't breath...head spinning...why can't I uncross my eyes?...eyes can't uncrossed...so many bloomin' kids...we need more punch...who is that dancing with my niece?...get your hands off my niece...I had no idea Gidget knew how to break dance...how do you spell Cancun?...who is that guy DANCING with Gidget?...where's my Bible..."Dancing only leads to swimming", Grandma Cash Chapter 1 verse you're in trouble...I love mints!...send in the clowns, and have them bring trash bags...As together we stand and survive a wedding...empty the trash...we're out of paper plates!...I just ate all the tortillas...we're out of chairs!?...I wanna go to Preaching school and get married...I didn't know I could break dance like this...aspirin...must get aspirin...is that Robert Stack from the Untouchables?...GIDGET!!!!!


BP